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Today I was driving on the freeway and I spotted a solar panel lying in my lane but I was going too fast to avoid it, and it must have somehow bounced up and punctured my gas tank and caused sparks because suddenly in my rear-view mirror I could see a trail of igniting gas chasing me down the freeway, and meanwhile all the cars behind me are swerving back and forth to avoid the flames, and a gas truck goes off the side of the road onto the railroad tracks next to the freeway and collides with an oncoming train and explodes in a huge fireball causing the train to derail and several tanker cars to burst open and flood a suburban neighborhood at the bottom of the train embankment with thousands of gallons of crude oil.  Man, and they say solar energy is safe.



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