We were on our first date. I glanced over my menu at her across the table. Her name was Lucretia and she was gorgeous.
“So, what do you feel like?” I asked. ”Steak? Fish?”
She put down her menu. ”I want children.”
I smiled. ”Well, so do I. Eventually.”
“No, I mean I want them now,” she said. ”For dinner.”
And that’s when I realized I should have read her online profile more closely.