First Date

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We were on our first date.  I glanced over my menu at her across the table.  Her name was Lucretia and she was gorgeous.

“So, what do you feel like?” I asked.  ”Steak? Fish?”

She put down her menu.  ”I want children.”

I smiled.  ”Well, so do I.  Eventually.”

“No, I mean I want them now,” she said.  ”For dinner.”

And that’s when I realized I should have read her online profile more closely.


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